An interesting script completely ruined by a lack of budget. To put it another way: The best film David Lynch didn’t direct. Great fractured storytelling. However the budget couldn’t have been more than $10,000 US. Filmed on a consumer grade camcorder, with home-grown unfinished special effects, and a lack of…

Basically? An epilogue to the Zatoichi Monogatari TV series. This film marks Shintaro Katsu’s final appearance as Zatoichi. Overall a solid movie, as expected, but doesn’t change up the formula (Zatoichi traveling around, gambling, befriending allies and sexing up a Bond girl before killing a Yakuza boss) and seems to…

When Star Wars meets James Bond. Previously I remember the scenes in outer space and with Jaws, but not a full screening. Most millennials are probably familiar from viewing on TBS holiday marathons. There’s not as much camp as in previous film, luckily enough. Holly Goodhead is also a CIA…

I actually watched this a couple of months ago and forgot to review because I was sleep half-way though. The movie effectively wastes Cynthia Rothrock by using her as arm candy for Chad McQueen. The film also stars David Carradine as a mob boss that’s learned how to use the…

This is a satirical slasher film not a horror film. Still better than I thought it was going to be. If you decide to watch this, go in blind. I’m not going to rehash the Wikipedia entry going over the plot, I will say that I’ve heard from friends that…